"Are you having trouble understanding your mother? Take her for a swim. Ask the staff about our Mother's Day program."
"The Bridge Club hasn't been the same since they started meeting here at the pool. Your group or organization can rent this pool - see the cashier."
"'Psst! Wanna save some bucks? Deese swim passes are a chance of a lifetime. See my partner da cashier.'"
"We're having a Halloween Party and you're invited. See the cashier for details."
"Throughout July and August this pool will feature free swim specials, ask the staff for the details."
"We stay in shape with Aquacise. Ask the staff how it works."
"'Whoa! What a great place for a private party!' For sure! This entire pool can be yours. Ask the cashier for details."
"No matter who you are you can learn to swim. Just ask the staff."
"Ask about our two-for-one admission special. The next time you go swimming you can bring a friend."
"My father thought I was strange, then I took him swimming."